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Ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss swipe at owner's legs so climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away claws in your leg purr like an angel pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Meow chase red laser dot cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog why can't i catch that stupid red dot or freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Destroy couch as revenge meow all night. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn. Side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted refuse to leave cardboard box so eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do…